Grov mobning

Pete Roper skriver:

Lots of people seem to enjoy owning something made by a German taxi manufacturer who used to make saucepans that has all the charisma and character of ?? Really I can't think of a simile boring enough! I mean look at 'em??

A 'Sports' bike that looks like a 1950's Dublin bread van, a series of staid and stodgy 'Tourers' that look like a Goodyear blimp with a wheel at each end, some 'Nakeds' that are so uninspiring that if they were a woman and were naked you'd walk past and not even notice and a series of 'Mr. Fur Chest' "I ride around Upper Volta every morning before breakfast, wrestle three lions and fight off thousands of murderous savages using only a pocket knife and my collosal body odour!" 'Dual Sports' that have all the off road ability of a well drugged hippopotamus trying hang-gliding for the first time!

I'm sorry. There isn't even ONE thing I can think of that I like about BMW's, new or old, two wheels or four that I like. Dreary, boring, up-themselves pieces of poorly designed and under-engineered crap, and you REALLY don't want me to get started on the owners, (yes there are exceptions with the owners but sadly they are few and far between.).

Pete

Og mere Pete Roper:

Whenever I'm in the USA I see loads of people on big Harleys. They can't "all" be dickless wonders in thrall to advertising agencies! perhaps they do just 'Like' that sort of bike! They're welcome to 'em. I don't. Doesn't mean they are "Awful" though, just different.
If you want "awful" you buy a V-strom, the gayest motorbike on the planet, that does nothing well, most things badly and makes you look like a Hungarian root vegetable salesman.

Den lille K(nald)-hädde springer ud som helhjertet guzzist. Det er flot, at du tør give efter for dine inderste lyster, om ikke andet så juleaften.

Et forsøg på at ændre mcml-logoets grafiske udtryk, så det bedre harmonerer med bmw-klanens opfattelse af en motorcykel. Forsøget kan ikke betragtes som en overvældende succes...